The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
Get the anal molemug. by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019
Get the Analmug. An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019
Get the Anal fairymug. by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021
Get the kentucky derby anal piledrivermug. by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
Get the anal leprechaunsmug. Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
by Kinking728 June 26, 2023
Get the National anal daymug. Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
Get the confectionary distributor of the anal varietymug.