When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
Get the Old man wisdommug. This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
Get the Old Swinford Hospital schoolmug. A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021
Get the loopy old guymug. Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?
Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023
Get the Old Beaconmug. by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
Get the Old People Thingmug. A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
Get the old man legsmug. A community full of edgy teens and adults with 12-year-old middle schooler behavior (they never grow up), that makes Old Roblox Revivals but something suspicious of those revivals in the community is the old roblox revival clients contain viruses such as malware, spyware, trojan and can remote access your PC, the members of the community with malicious intentions would threaten, humiliate, witch hunt, harass, dox and RAT anyone, and worst of all, the members can be racist and ableist to anyone.
Don't join that fucking community for your own safety, sanity and mental health.
Don't join that fucking community for your own safety, sanity and mental health.
Person 1: Bro what happened with you and The Old Roblox Community that you told me about?
Person 2: I was harassed, discriminated because of my skin color, witch hunted, doxxed and got my PC ratted by the Old Roblox Community for no reason
Person 1: Dang, that's not good, I have a friend who has a bad experience with that community too, that community is a hellhole, maybe I should consider leaving the community too for the sake of my safety and sanity of my mental health.
Person 2: I was harassed, discriminated because of my skin color, witch hunted, doxxed and got my PC ratted by the Old Roblox Community for no reason
Person 1: Dang, that's not good, I have a friend who has a bad experience with that community too, that community is a hellhole, maybe I should consider leaving the community too for the sake of my safety and sanity of my mental health.
by Pancakes55556 February 28, 2025
Get the The Old Roblox Communitymug.