Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

YAOBW (yet another old bitter woman)

Y.a.o.b.w.

Today I got yelled by yaobw (yet another old bitter woman)

by Im42 February 26, 2024

Olds

Enemy of dues burglars. Champion of the rank and file. A maniac wild man who is always right no matter the evidence to suggest otherwise.

Those workers got some Olds in them. No patience for the boss, the dues burglar, and they love to drank!

by NoLuxaryTooFine March 8, 2024

Fatty Old

Something that is awesome or really good

Geezer 1: “Just bagged a 3.5 fiddy from the plug”
Geezer 2: “Blud that’s fatty old”

by a Ningen is a Japanese manfish March 10, 2024

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Ye Olde Bussy

Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.

"I was tapping Ye Olde Bussy"
"Your grandpa got that Ye Olde Bussy!"

by Itain'tObeeezy March 27, 2024