Skip to main content

reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
mugGet the reduced-fat milk mug.

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!
Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?
by MarioLogan June 29, 2023
mugGet the SUPER MARIO GOT MILK mug.

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
mugGet the dad's milk mug.

Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
mugGet the Milking press mug.

Milk

it’s what my older brother is still searching for til this day..
Max: where’s your older brother
vickie: oh his still getting the milk
max: oh my dad is too
vickie: bros having a party for the milk

max: fr
by Bickanna March 3, 2023
mugGet the Milk mug.

Milk shake

A type of drink prepared typically with water and milk only, served as either cold or warm
She asked me what I had for dinner and I told her it was bread and milk shake for the night.
by ELMITCH March 6, 2023
mugGet the Milk shake mug.

Milk Princess

A woman on clear complexion or lighter complexion that using the privilege of her skin color to get better treatment in life. Also may be called Karen.

Ex: Jessica Whitehorse
by The Hoe annihilator March 14, 2023
mugGet the Milk Princess mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email