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Rule 1.1

You cant be a femboy if your ugly.
Catwithnoloaf:Bro you cant be a femboy because of rule 1.1

Bro:-Touches thigh

Catwithnoloaf:-Rips out bros intestines and strangles him to death with them.
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
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slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
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The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023
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road rules

A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.
"Did you see that Veronica girl from Road Rules?"
by whatsupman July 15, 2003
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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule
by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022
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Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!
Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.
by Soggiest_biscuit April 19, 2023
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