Monkey Fuck

Can happen at almost anytime, but is best when the fuckee is bending over, I.E. to tie shoe, ect. The monkey Fucker will jump on the fuckees back and either ride or teabag the fuckee. It can be done girl to girl or guy to guy or girl to guy or guy to girl without being homo or lezzy at all.

1 "Dude, Jose was tieing his shoe and Joe jumped on his back and started teabagging him!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"

by bruddah-C January 7, 2010

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004

fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Monkey Shooter

When a person has either one eye that looks directly at you while the other one looks askance, or when both of their eyes fail to look directly at you.

She kept staring at me with those monkey shooters and I didn't know if I should look back.

by Da Mare July 10, 2010

Suck A Monkey

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

by Coleylalala11 September 1, 2010

suss monkey

a guy who is suspect for being gay .

guy : deng man , ibet his balls itch too .
guy2 : haha , SUSS MONKEY !

by @cheriibbyx3 June 2, 2010

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005