Get on the couch and tell him to sit back and enjoy the show. Only, it's not the TV he'll be viewing... it's you. With him in a seated position, straddle him, then place his hands on your hips to keep you secure, and lean all the way back so that your head is down by his feet. You can put your hands on the floor for extra support, then rest your feet on the back of the couch while he moves in and out.
Her body was completely exposed to me, giving me an incredibly erotic view as we did the Dirty Stephi.
by Hippie In Heels April 16, 2020
A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.
Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!
by makeaRonie August 21, 2014
An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.
by Josh Moon September 14, 2019
When you break it off and run away with someone else, get 100x kinkier, and only hit up your ex when you need something.
by reach4thesky April 24, 2020
by b.hanback June 10, 2008
A dirty Mia is when a girl undresses you, covers you in maple syrup and slip and slides you down a hall into her grandfathers urn.
by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 January 07, 2023
A dirty Brodie is a sexual act in which a male busts his whole load into a plastic Mcolls bag and proceeds to wrap the cum filled bag over someone’s head and shakes it like a salt and shake crisp packet.
by Ginneth July 01, 2020