Hair Cake

The ass version of hair pie
When female (or male) has very hairy ass a.k.a. the hair cake

Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south

by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018

German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east

Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Room Cake

A cake within a room for all to enjoy. A RoomCake is for no special occasion just a cake in a room& if you want some, take some.

Hey Josh is that cake for Michaels birthday?

No mate. It’s a room cake

by Chris-P-Bacon March 9, 2018

Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.

After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.

by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 21, 2018

cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass

I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight

by Slayrodt July 30, 2018

pink cake

The anus of a particularly cakey gentleman.

Damn, that guy must have a pink cake!

by PinkCakeGentleman August 6, 2018