18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

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Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

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Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

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First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

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Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022

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