A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022
Get the Milkmug. Guy: "I got some Powdered Milklast night."
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
by Atrosi May 5, 2018
Get the Powdered Milkmug. My dad left for milk but didn't come back!
by niggacumwater November 23, 2019
Get the milkmug. by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017
Get the Milk Puppiesmug. After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
Get the milk the beanmug. No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023
Get the No milk todaymug. by Bvdger May 7, 2025
Get the Spoiled milkmug.