eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
by agropuffs November 04, 2022
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Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.
I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.
by Professional Candy Cane July 05, 2023
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eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 22, 2022
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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 11, 2005
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 28, 2025
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January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day
by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023
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EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021
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