The Dirty Ulman

When a desperate individual in need of a wank resorts to jerking off in a porta-potty.

Bro, I haven't beat my meat in like two weeks! I guess I'll just have to do The Dirty Ulman.

by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018

Dirty CPAP

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.

"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."

by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018

Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

Dirty Finley

A tall dude who will fuck your brains out if you let him and has a super big cock

Person 1 : dirty finley
Person 2 : Woah

by Theakinator September 6, 2020

dirty hammer

A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.

Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!

by makeaRonie August 20, 2014

Dirty Joelle

When you get fingered on a crowded bus and scream out daddy in front of everyone but because you're just so hot everyone decides to watch and record it and cheer along

That girl over there is having a dirty Joelle

by Imsoboredfromcovid April 24, 2020

dirty Brandyn

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.

We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

by Somebody’s mom April 5, 2023