suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q March 28, 2012
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Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later
by stroke and smoke January 04, 2022
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Suck koens pp day

Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!
by Kokobro101 July 02, 2022
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Suck-uppery

The present tense participle of sucking up. Or the act of multiple suck ups
All the suck-uppery was getting a bit much for Nicola and she whipped him in return!
by WordallySmart January 24, 2019
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Sucked the biscuit

A sports reference when you were favored to win and then fell way short and lost.
They should have won but they really sucked the biscuit.
by Jimothy the C January 18, 2022
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half sucked jube

Some one who is a halfwit wandering aimlessly
What are you up to Rani, your walking around like a half sucked jube
by Rani Bopori January 30, 2018
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suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
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