National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

National Slap Ass Day by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Pimp Slap 

A pimp slap is a regular slap but with both sides of your hand. It is done by a pimp to a girl who works for them.

Pimp-“You better have my money!”
Girl-“I don’t have it!”
Pimp-“well go get some! Wear less clothes!”
Pimp-*Pimp slaps her*

Pimp Slap by Cosmic_Queen23 March 16, 2020

knee slap 

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

knee slap by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

SOC-Slap

When someone slaps you with unintelligible meandering monologue without any clear purpose or direction until your ears bleed.

He SOC-slapped me so hard I couldn't talk to anyone for weeks.

SOC-Slap by socslapper April 10, 2020

Banana Slap

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s ass and tailbone and proceeds to slap his penis in his own cum.

Yo I bent that bitch over did her doggy style and once I was done I was banana slapping dat ass.

Banana Slap by JustinCredible H May 10, 2020

frog slap 

a term used to refer to the male scrotum slapping the female clitoris during sexual intercourse. The origin of this term comes from the scrotum frog that live around lake Titicaca and have baggy skin that looks like the male testicle sack.

Last night when I was having sex with my wife doggie style, she turned around and looked me in the eye and said "I love it when you frog slap me."

frog slap by marksmale July 31, 2020

Pterodactyl Slap 

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

Pterodactyl Slap by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020