Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022

Rolled

A synonym for getting in trouble. An expression of distress, worry, or concern.

Shit bro my mom found my weed, i just got rolled.

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I think you're gonna get rolled if you don't leave now.

by ShlattnGuy December 28, 2022

Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019

Pizza Rolls

a meme/vine by reekid

I AM THE BEST PIZZA ROLLS

by BluestarPro November 8, 2019

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.

The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

by ratracewinner July 22, 2022