reversed blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit but you’re getting the shit in the face.

“You best be givin' me a reversed blumpy dawg!" said Micky as he was dumping in the middle of working.

by Blumpy Abuser February 1, 2025

Reverse tug-o-war

A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).

“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”

by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025

Reverse Hammock

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.

by Jurror September 28, 2009

Reverse Rapesism

When a woman does some Cardi B type shit and ruffies and then rapes you

That bitch ruffied me last night, call it reverse rapesism

by Hail.Shaggy69 August 2, 2021

reverse ratchet

A girl/woman that instead of trading sexual favors for drugs. Supplies the drugs and gives sexual favors to a male dirt bag dead beat,( no job,money,home,car, license, multiple children with different women that they neglect.and they hook up with the girl for the free drugs/ housing/ rides/ cigarettes.ect.
JT has it made on the easy ,he got him a reverse ratchet. His babies Mona's are gonna be pissed

I never thought Dee would go all reverse ratchet on us .

by Reverse ratchet February 16, 2024

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021