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Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010
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Grape Ring POP!

When a man and woman are engaged in the anal sex,the man quickly pulls out creating a POP sound, and simultaneously pulls the grape ring pop from her mouth into her vagina.
Man 1: "Hey how was the hookup last night?"
Man 2: "It was crazy! She asked me to give her a Grape Ring POP!"
by YungPube May 6, 2021
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pop-up fan

A person that supports a sportclub, artist or brand after a rare event.
They will only be fan for a short while, when the event is out of the media you`ll never see the person be fan unless there is another unusual event.
Event: Steve Jobs died

Reaction of the pop-up fan:
Wearing a black turtleneck shirt for the coming week & definitely all of the sudden wants all the apple products that are so "special" just because that was the last product of Steve Jobs.

Mainly tweeting a lot and not really putting their words to practice because they don't have enough money to buy their way in to every excitement they have.
by RyanBoss October 30, 2011
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Pop Goes The Weazle

While having an erection you pull your dick down and let go.
pop goes the weazle- I knocked someone out last night I pulled my dick down let go and it hit someone in the chin Knocking them out! K.O.
by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016
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pop secret

another name for sergio. and means the mother fucker corny
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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alco pops

After a night of drinking, the next morning you are continuously farting, nonstop!
Hey bro, I've had alco pops all fucking morning!
by Joe rubin January 17, 2008
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pop smoke

Basically pop smoke is a dude from New York who made a song about a designer brand and all the bitches drop they panties bc it was fire, fuck that nigga tho
by YvngXChris November 3, 2021
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