When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
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definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.
because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.
because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
examples of usage:
*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano
scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano
scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
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