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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
by Robula88 August 1, 2022
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mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
by sausagedookie October 11, 2021
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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Twisted Mexican

A form of auterotic asphyxiation, using the string of sombrero
Yesterday, Mark gave himself a twisted mexican and died an absolute fucking legend
by anonymous October 11, 2020
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Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.
Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.
by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021
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Mexican hospital

The process of being surrounded by several small mexican men wearing doctor face masks that then proceed to bukkake one girl in the middle.
Mexican 1-Dude did you see Hannah?
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.
by Breweddude December 19, 2014
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