When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
by Robula88 August 1, 2022
Get the Mexican Hot Bonnetmug. a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
by sausagedookie October 11, 2021
Get the mexican spongebob lickmug. When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffinmug. by anonymous October 11, 2020
Get the Twisted Mexicanmug. by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Tacomug. The process of being surrounded by several small mexican men wearing doctor face masks that then proceed to bukkake one girl in the middle.
Mexican 1-Dude did you see Hannah?
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.
by Breweddude December 19, 2014
Get the Mexican hospitalmug.