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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right
by Damien T. May 30, 2022
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Adam's Life Riding

Adam's Life Riding is a fantastic youtube channel. Full of interesting and exciting videos.
Adam's Life Riding follows the Life of a moto vlogger who's videos don't just entertain but give you the inspiration to get out and find your next adventure.
Adam's Life Riding is must have viewing we recommend you subscribe
by Ole 2018 December 27, 2021
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The Life Cycle of a Froggy

The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"

P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"

P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.

P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*
by Mr. Bleau November 17, 2020
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Teen life crisis

A mid life crisis but for teens

They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.

Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
by man cheese December 11, 2020
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the love of my life

the best person in the world! the best youve ever met. the one you love the most. the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

like jared! of course.
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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banana life hacks

by retard234567 February 8, 2021
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