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emo kid

Root: Emo - Short for Emotional (Emotional Rock, Emotional Punk, Emotion Core)
Kid - not quite a child, not yet an adult

A member of a once-sub-culture born after the death of punk and the rise of power-pop - which has become the latest pop culture. Its identity and entity exist in the ideas that no one understands the emo kid quite like "this" music singer does. Buys effeminate clothing at Hot Topic, sometimes salvation army lends a hand, or takes hand-me-downs.

Proof of these "emo kids" being the current pop culture exist in the numbers. Hot Topic sells more merchandise per square foot than Walmart (The retail store for 90% of the other American cultures combined).

Despite numbers and despite proof, these subjects consider themselves unique, misunderstood, and unidentifiable.

Emo kids rely on their parents to feed, clothe, and shelter them in most cases, yet resent any advice or love broadcast from them (which, sadly, such love is usually the cure for this ailment). Although currently large in numbers and have a stable habitat on myspace.com, the emo kids will become a quickly dying breed, simply because brooding, listening to music, depression, and angst do not make for self-sustainence nor proper job skills.
The emo kid at the mall is waiting for his mom to pick him up. He just stopped by Hot Topic to return his studded gloves and chick pants. He will blog about this on myspace when he gets home.
by CorporateX May 6, 2006
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emo kid

ew emo kids are annoying most of them anyway
LIFE isnt all about relating to sad music.
geez eat some oreos and get fat and happy.
emo kids in society:
im just relating to some sad music. life sucks and i can relate to that because my life is so bad.

emo kid with friends:
AHH HEY GUYS!!!! IM CRAZY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I GOT A NEW PIERCING!! LOOK AT MY FANTASTIC HAIRCUT!! ITS SO EMOTASTIC!

emo kid with friends insulting non-emos:
Look at them. pretending to be happy.
emo kid #1: why are they talking smack about emo kids?
emo kid #2: its because they dont know what we have to struggle with.
emo kid #1: yeah geez our lifes are hard. they dont even know!
emo kid #2: like yeah for real my parents are always on my back about my homework and stuff
emo kid #1: yeah for real i know what you mean
by ethnically aware kid June 11, 2006
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Sky Kid

The name of a kid who is awesome. This definition was definitely not written by Sky Kid herself.
"Yo you heard that Sky Kid is awesome?"
by SkyKidIsAwesome February 12, 2021
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Weehawken Kids

A group of kids that love to fight other town gangs EXP Central, Fight kids even if they know there going to get destroyed, Not Respected, And always carry a switch blade or pipe
Weehawken Kids just piped my cousin.
by Johnsey October 14, 2007
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Emo kid

Stupid wannabe hardcore bitch who's favourite pastime is crying in a corner because their hair its straight enough! They are townies at heart, but listen to this whining shit becuase "Metal" has suddenly become cool!
*sniff* I cant go out looking like this! *sniff* My Hair, its a disaster... *Breaks down in tears on floor*
by Chris Thomson February 4, 2005
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City kids

Kids that live in cities, and are obviously to young to buy the game and get their parents to buy it for them on Christmas or their bday, they are obnoxiously annoying, and are the biggest noobs. They like to brag about having sex with peoples old mothers. They all have the same high pitched cracky voice and chances are you will get one in your lobby every game. They often have scores like 2-24 yet they still think they are the don.
John: Ahahaha look at all these fucking city kids.

Jason: Yea it's going to be an auto-lose if we get them on our team.

City kid: "Aww fuck you bitch, I fucked your mother, ohhh, you aint never gonna have sex, NOOOB We da best MLG pro snipers ever, we gonna fuck uuuuuu. pro shit yo. (very high pitched voice)

John+Jason: "Muted" (commence to mute the city kid)
by Bashar123 November 25, 2011
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skinhead kid

a slur against little redneck shitheads that have shaved heads
(on the bus)
skinhead kid: hey idiot
boys: shutup ya little skinhead kid
by gazzathatplaysdrums February 10, 2009
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