Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

Kiss A Bassist Day

January 9th is the day to appreciate your favorite bassist! It’s the day to grab a bass player and give them a big ole smooch! Show them you love them and how they’re dedicated to their instrument!

“You know, it’s National Kiss A Bassist day, go give Max a kiss.”

by slayer666420 October 19, 2020

Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'

*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss

by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA November 5, 2012

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.

Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.

by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013