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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)
The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.
by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
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Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies
“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”
by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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Jesusarian

Noun indicating a person that actually advocates the teachings of Jesus as opposed to most people who call themselves Christian but advocate social conservative ideas that have nothing to do with Christ.
Those Jesusarians are always wanting to feed the hungry and expand health care.
by TDinKS April 3, 2024
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
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Jebunt

When you get spit roasted by guys OR two girls with strap-ons and then have a person take a hot stinky shit on your back.
Dude, I got jebunted last night by Eric, Emilia and Emerson.
by loljkkillerxd April 19, 2024
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