Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

Soul Best Friend

When your soul knows that you two are best friends before you do.

We have everything in common we must be soul best friends!

I know I just meant you but I feel like we should have been best friends, that means our soul wants us to be best friends!

by ZirDino October 29, 2012

Ex-best Friend

Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.

Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."

by westonkouryismydad March 16, 2019

My Respectable black friend

Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word

Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend

by YX_MATE January 7, 2020

opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.

katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.

by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020

Schrodinger's Friend

When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.

P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.

by Alletto February 10, 2022

Token straight friend

The only or one of the only straight-cis people in an LGBTQ friend group.

Oh yea, John is the token straight friend of the book club.

by Deadnamed2000 July 26, 2022