Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

Douche

Emma's boyfriend

Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche

by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.

Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!

by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013