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Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)
I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy
by raaaaazclut July 10, 2010
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche Bungalow

The house in which a large group of Douches live together.
Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"
by Dungpo Smith November 22, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bungalowmug.

Dolly Douche

Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.
Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.
by Ross Robert October 15, 2022
mugGet the Dolly Douchemug.

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.
Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?
by Ajudichop April 24, 2021
mugGet the Douche Caboosemug.

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019
mugGet the Douche Zonemug.

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
mugGet the Douche Landermug.

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis
Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag
by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
mugGet the douche bagmug.

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