Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday

Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

10P cock cake

when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.

dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake

by sigma penis March 31, 2023

cummy cakes

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022