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Bird

Jordan Breau is a fucking BIRD
by Jordan Bro May 29, 2017
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Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
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“The Big Bird”

A stupid yellow bird that you are supposed to torture at sleepovers with your friends (Don’t worry it’s just a stuffed animal) ;)
Prescott: Where’s “The Big Bird” ?
Patty: He’s in my freezer :)
by WiiSportsBoy March 21, 2022
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hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.
Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.
by Bawston69 July 9, 2020
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Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.
My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.
by Beags Reid October 13, 2018
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drunky bird

A drinking game that involves the app "Flappy Bird". The group uses one phone and plays the game. The goal is to get past 5 points (10 if you're experienced players). If the player gets past the set goal, everyone takes a shot, if the player gets under the set goal, they have to take a shot. Phone gets passed around in circle continuously.
Person: "Let's play beer pong!"
Friend: "Nah, let's play drunky bird!"
Person: "Yeah that game's the shiznit!"
by fuhckboi February 28, 2016
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