A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.
by fuckin a March 27, 2004
Get the douce bagmug. When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!
by El Loudo February 19, 2005
Get the Tea-bagmug. When engaging in anal in the doogy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results in a far tighter orgasm. Apparently
by Codpiece March 28, 2005
Get the wolf baggingmug. by guymandood April 11, 2003
Get the ho bagmug. The word "fag bag" is used to define a single pound of marijuana.
As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.
It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.
As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.
It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.
Attention whore: "Oh, my God! I'm still so high from yesterday after smokin' so much weed yesterday!"
Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."
:::Attention whore walks away:::
Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."
Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."
Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."
:::Attention whore walks away:::
Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."
Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."
by Detlef June 13, 2006
Get the Fag bagmug. Hiding the use of your cell phone from other people, by using the phone in a bag, purse, backpack or other to conceal its use.
Girl, stop phone-bagging, you can text in the court house.
Dude, phone-bag, if the teacher sees you using it she will take it.
Dude, phone-bag, if the teacher sees you using it she will take it.
by thunderboot71 July 17, 2014
Get the phone-baggingmug. Apparel such as a satchel or handbag carried by escorts and strippers that are used to contain a variety of accessories used in their shows. This usually comprises of a number of dildos (or "dilly's") of numerous shapes and sizes.
Joe: "What kind of a stripper carries around a hulking handbag at a show?"
Vicrum: "Calm down mate, that's just her dilly bag"
Vicrum: "Calm down mate, that's just her dilly bag"
by Captain-Fucking-Awesome December 17, 2010
Get the Dilly Bagmug.