Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

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Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021

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Sour anal pussy

Sour anal pussy is a contempt feeling that extorts your personal urge to rejects a nasty coochie booty respectfully, taking sour candy and rubbing it on the couch so that the flavor does not taste as bad

Steven- why don't you wash your ass you nazty bitch you smell like fish

Carmen- go fuck yourself

Steven- its okay baby let's rub the geli beili pet rat goomie candiiiie on dah cooch

Carmen- bet I haven't showered in 2 weeks thats gonna be extra spicy but it will be some nice sour anal pussy.

by Carmenisaqueer December 4, 2021

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