Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

dipper goes to taco bell

the worst thing ever written by mankind

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell

by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025

glossy taco

The act of sealing in your nail polish design using a glossy taco aka as a glossy Topcoat

This is Cristines aka Simplynailogicals phrase

Now let's seal our design with a glossy taco

by Hololover<3 July 30, 2017

taco factory

A building in which tacos are created. When the tacos are complete but uneaten, dump trucks put the tacos into the garbage, wherein they are converted to cornbread. See also cornbread factory.

"I toured a taco factory on Taco Tuesday and ate tons of samples. I am stuffed!"

by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018

Taco Cash

When you see some Carnitas, and well you know that is sus, and, who knows what is in it, as it WAS IN A GARAGE. The dog came to warn you, but you had to get some Taco Cash anyway

I need some Carnitas, got me some Taco cash burning a hole in my pocket

by CjCoplin May 6, 2023

Glossy Taco

What Christine from simply naillogical calls glossy top coats

Gotta add that glossy Taco for full halo pleasure

by WallflowerKitten April 18, 2018

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023