Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.
Quite uncomfortable.
Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the dog in the assmug. by Deno Saenz December 28, 2005
Get the Mad Dogmug. In Canada, a dog rocket refers to a hollowed out cigar filled with Marijuana. The term originally refers to a sub-par cigar, however it has evolved over the years to become a description for a blunt wrap, as most are poorly rolled and tend to resemble dog feces.
by Seneca Pre Media MB 2013 October 3, 2013
Get the Dog Rocketmug. a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.
WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!
WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!
by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009
Get the monkey dogmug. The act of repeatedly slapping another individual in the face, preferably the cheek so it makes a loud slapping noise, with one's penis; erect or flaccid will do.
by teven35 August 24, 2009
Get the Sally-dogmug. The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!
by Mickey Gat May 2, 2008
Get the Pirate Dogmug. n. a cigarette which has had the life sucked out out of it. Like when you drag too hard and too fast and you leave a mangled stump of ash. It looks and smokes like shit. It usually happens when one of your greedy mates bums a drag off you at a club.
He took his cigarette back and looked at it, appalled. What the hell had happened to it in the last minute and a half since it had been out of his sight? Someone has sucked on it too hard and now it's all burned down around the outside, leaving a disgusting stump of ragged ash where his cigarette used to be. He turned to his friend. "Thanks for that."
"What do you mean?" his friend asked innocently.
He pushed the cigarette in his friend's face. "Look at this. Dog dick!"
"Sorry about that."
"Why don't you just give up, it would be cheaper for both us."
"What do you mean?" his friend asked innocently.
He pushed the cigarette in his friend's face. "Look at this. Dog dick!"
"Sorry about that."
"Why don't you just give up, it would be cheaper for both us."
by lewislama September 23, 2006
Get the dog dickmug.