The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.

Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school

by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019

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school taco

A taco made from a combination of:
Poo

Black blood
Skunk
Horse meat

Imitation crab made from snail meat and shells
Human
Metal
Plastic

Toxic waste
Rats
Pigeons ( In New York)
Bees
Maggots
Vomit
Blue whale meat
Trash
Odd school stew

The dead students

Dogs

Cats

Rocks

Paper
Germs

And 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% beef

Friend: what for lunch

You: school taco

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

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Westminster school

The boarding school where the pretty girl to slightly attractive guy ratio is so horrendous that it’s a common occurrence to get played by ugly little boys (<5 “8)

- “Woah did you here that the hot Westminster school girl got cheated on by the local Avon kid at the tight and bright???”
-“yea she can do so much better”

There is no better though. There never is.

by Newyorkcitygurl October 12, 2021

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school break

when your friend is retarded enough to not say summer break

without school break

by aidsmiester69 June 13, 2019

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High School

A place where girls dont like you but still wanna make a pornhub video with you😀

Thot in High school: Hey why dont you come over to my house later tonight Fat Jon.
Fat Jon: Sure
Thot: We bout to make a pornhub vid with 1000 likes ;).

by DICKYFISHY September 11, 2020

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