An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
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White Girl friend to Black Girl friend: Well, you know he only goes for black girls anyways. I'm definitely not his type! I'm a snow bunny myself."
White Girl friend to Black Girl friend: Well, you know he only goes for black girls anyways. I'm definitely not his type! I'm a snow bunny myself."
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"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"
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Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"
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1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.
1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.
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If someone farts, they have to say “No bear.” If another person hears or smells their fart and says “Bear” before they say “No bear,” the person who farted must get on their hands and knees, wherever they are, and roar as loud as they can. This roar must be caught on video or else it doesn’t count.
If someone farts, they have to say “No bear.” If another person hears or smells their fart and says “Bear” before they say “No bear,” the person who farted must get on their hands and knees, wherever they are, and roar as loud as they can. This roar must be caught on video or else it doesn’t count.
BEAR GAME
Scenario 1
1: *farts* “No bear”
Scenario 2
1: *farts*
2: “BEAR”
1: *gets on ground and roars*
2: *takes video* *rapes*
Scenario 1
1: *farts* “No bear”
Scenario 2
1: *farts*
2: “BEAR”
1: *gets on ground and roars*
2: *takes video* *rapes*
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