eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

rhino dick

An uncircumcised Penis that's so big it look like a rhino

My man got a rhino dick
Ew it's a rhino dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015

Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.

That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard

by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

dick piece

In males, the combined parts, penis and balls.

That bitch in the alley way was all up on my dick piece after i gave her 5 dollars.

by redtfaok September 18, 2003