May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 05, 2022

May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 04, 2022

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 04, 2024

May 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th

Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

by Ur moooom May 05, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 06, 2022

May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 05, 2022