Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015

douche

pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)

she is such a douche!

what a douche lol

by crazyladee June 30, 2009

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.

Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!

by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013

Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010

Douche

A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt

“Hey douche”. “Hey”

by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020