dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

Prune Dick

An old mans shrivled penis.

I wonder what a young woman could find attractive about some old prune dick.

by Lord Umbarger March 22, 2010

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

antenna dick

when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna

omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010