nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend

James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended

by Regurgitate January 23, 2022

nut-nat

The word has even stronger sexual connotations than "nat nat", suggesting that the female being described is a real hoe enjoying many sexual interactions

Connor loves bending nut-nats

by Gainz R Us March 12, 2018

Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009

Nut Naked

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.

Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."

by tron9200 March 26, 2010

nut bang

Big Bang when nut

OHHHHHH dang I just hast had a nut bang

by But bang January 26, 2018