Alex DeHoyos

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.

"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"

by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

alex

usually a 14 year old gay boi who starts sucking dick at 12 and swallows the cum each time he sucks dick

oh stop being a alex

by pornlover.com July 11, 2019

Alex

The Zeus Of Memes. Enough Said.

Alex, I have a serious question. Do you know da wae?

by SadSaid July 13, 2019

Alex

Alex is one of the best people you will know. His smile is memorable and his laugh is amazing. He is a very positive, caring person who stands out above everyone. Alex is the cleverest person you will know and he excels in anything and everything. He is very competitive and tries his hardest in everything. Alex is a beautiful person though he can be ANNOYING. His hair can be outrageous at times and he looks a bit like a pigeon. He is a funny, amazing human being.

Who’s that kid called?

His names Alex he’s cool you know.

by Jeremy2013 November 23, 2021

Alex

The most perfect guy you could ever meet in your life. He is very loving, charming, loyal, and finds ways to make a girl smile. He can sometimes act like he doesn't care ,but truly cares deeply.

Alex made his girlfriend so happy today.

by hide and seek December 1, 2021

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019