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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Flamingo Piss

When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.

This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today

Dude 2 That sucks.
by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 22, 2018
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piss

the opposite of shit
by tipschip April 20, 2022
mugGet the pissmug.
A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.
“Hey after being a snow bunny for years I think I now prefer all races.” “Congrats on joining the equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni life!”
by Jaydome12543 February 12, 2025
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piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.
Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens
by Lads4 February 22, 2020
mugGet the piss mittensmug.

Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter
I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault
by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025
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