S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

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Hubert-P

Hubert.P is a name a slavic story character notorious for being nationally hated. Semi-Common slang in Slavic countries meaning '' self righteous, dickhead ''.Hubert became notorious with annoying richmen and P surnames are seen as evil and belonging to cowards, therefore calling someone a Hubert-P is seen as highly insulting. People named this are seen as cocky, manipulative and extremely shitty men who, and I quote, '' need to pull their heads out of their arses and shut the hell up ''

He's acting like a little Hubert-P, y'know? Should stop that behaviour

by Eldyen June 1, 2022

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P'

When I realized the word minimalistic was anything but that.... I invented P'. pronounce Phhh. It's prounounced like the P in "Psalm."

Wow, his art is so P' so much so that it's almost non-existent.

by Becky-boo August 1, 2022

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P Driddied

"P Driddied" - noun: an underaged male who has experienced inappropriate physical contact or sexual advances from an individual who is of legal age, typically occurring at a party where the assailant, often male, utters racial slurs under the belief they are permissible. This term is coined to raise awareness about such occurrences and advocate for the protection and support of young boys who may be victims of such actions, particularly in contexts where power dynamics and bigotry intersect.

"After attending a house party last weekend, James confided in his friends that he had been 'P Driddied' by one of the older attendees who not only assaulted him but also hurled racial slurs, leaving James feeling violated and deeply distressed."

by MetroLamar May 7, 2024

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