Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019

mexican dish

When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.

She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!

by bestboyelectric December 30, 2019

Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado

She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole

by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019

mexican refund

To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.

That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.

by Creation station April 23, 2019

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

Mexican Sleepover

When your friend passes out at an intersection, preferably under a street light.

Kyle got so drunk he had a Mexican sleepover on east and cedar.

by PeenileKyle June 21, 2019