Smelly Mai

An idiot who dumps the sexiest man on the planet

I hate Smelly Mai

by Hi guys spidey here March 27, 2020

me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021

May 20th

Self-parm day. Everyone stops harming themselves and makes a nice Parmesan sandwich.

Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*

by luka<3 July 15, 2022

RJ May

Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.

Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

May 5th

National send your gf a picture of yourself day

Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄

by User84739639 May 5, 2022

May 31st

NATIONAL pussy day

You have to send a pic of your pussy to your Bf

hey it’s may 31st you know what that means

by mytopono May 30, 2022

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday April 30, 2022