Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.
M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018
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Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 07, 2021
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.
I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.
by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013
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Yamz House

A place of pure happiness. A person can achieve this higher sense of chill by reduction of oxygen through the trachea. Commonly refered to as going ne ne, visiting bahbylan, going to sleep.
*Kasey choking Logan
Scott: Ohh frick! i think hes going to yamz house
Kasey: Oops too late
by RelentlessHidzzz August 31, 2010
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Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.
Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.
by Poonwizard February 06, 2023
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House Gay

When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
Brad's so lucky Kristen's fine with him having Jake as his House Gay, I wish I could afford one!
by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025
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