techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

dick stank

When a person dick stinks a lot.

Damn bro yo dick stank, you need to wash yo dick.

by DomRep1987 May 24, 2006

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010