Zamboni

A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.

There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.

by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022

zambolo

Zambolo means.. someone/something that is very goofy, this is normally used for very goofy people and goofy stuff. this word is used for only superior individuals.

kd: "ayo look at his shoes"

dj: some zambolo ahh shoes ehahaha"

by zambolo January 20, 2023

zambocious

adjective

1. (of a person or their behaviour) acting very flagrantly, flamboyant, or gay-like.

John was acting real zambocious yesterday.
Didn't you notice how zambocious John was acting yesterday?
That was a real zambocious thing for you to do/say.

by Evil.9078 January 21, 2023

zamboolean

Zamboolean is when the person you're chatting with said something that doesn't make any sense but you don't want to ask what they mean by said thing because the conversation would get dry and boring so you just say back something that has no definition like zamboolean

Person 1: I need help
Person 2: with what

Person 1: monkey noises

Person 2: zamboolean

by Nocrapgiver445 July 17, 2023

zamboni

The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.

Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"

by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023

Zamboni

Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.

Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)

by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024