how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

why do you remember that?!

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them

Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!

by Cassie... January 16, 2011

Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

Do you listen to girl in red?

This is kind of like asking someone if they are lesbian because most of girl in red's songs are about girls in love with only girls so a straight person listening to girl in red would be strange.

Do you listen to girl in red?
No, who's that?!
Ugh, never mind...

by BooklovingLondoner December 30, 2020

Just Do You

Be yourself and stop worrying about others. In other words, mind ya own bizness.

Friend one: She said my pants are ugly! Friend two: Just do you, boo. She ain't nothing.

by DTrumpsucks May 11, 2016

Do you love me?

The question a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend asks you. The answer is usually no, but you say yes and go fuck someone else behind their back.

boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: yeah of course...

girlfriend:hey, my boyfriend left to buy groceries. Come here, now.
random guy(not boyfriend): I'll be right there hottie

by Mari the diva December 23, 2017