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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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billy yank

Civil war slang for a Union Soldier
by Zuovelighning10 May 10, 2021
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Yank

by 02.18.__ June 7, 2018
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Sherman Yank

An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.

After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.

AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"

Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"

Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
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Yank

a bri-ish term my friend used whilst refering to me.
me being half american living in the uk :/
"ur a focking yank"
by orlaalro January 7, 2022
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Yank

A term used by American Southerners to describe North fellas
a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!

b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"

c. “get off my yard you yank!”
d. “you yanks better get outta my way and i better not find out any of you are ganks”
by BillFromTheSouth24 May 7, 2022
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