captain wreck-a-ho

Dude (or Chick) that takes someone for everything they got, breaks em off and breaks their heart! On to the next one..

Hard to believe he settled down, back in the day he had a new bitch every week. They called him "captain wreck-a-ho"!

by Jdilla March 2, 2017

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wreck your dirtbike

The act of getting fecal matter on your penis during anal sex.

Hey, be sure to use a condom when you PIITB, you don't want to wreck your dirtbike !

I went bare backing last night and wrecked my dirtbike

by IComeFromTheLandDownUnder April 20, 2014

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Miley's wrecking ball

When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.

Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.

by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

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get wrecked scrub

A phrase used by MLG (my life's good) gamers to shame and taunt an individual who has failed at a task

*a MLG gamer has just 360 no scoped a person in Black Ops 2
"Haha, get wrecked scrub"

by YOlo 6458 May 10, 2016

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midnight train wreck

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

by Obie1 March 3, 2007

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typo train wreck

A typo train wreck occurs when a person attempts to correct their typo(s) only to end up becoming sequential typos. A typo train wreck finally comes to a halt in an often all caps ending.

Person A:
"I was at my grandfather's house ladt night in Wyoming"
"laat*"
"lsat*"
"LAST!!!!******"

Person B:
"Lol. typo train wreck"

by dbman May 15, 2010

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